[ they're Red Hot Hot Hot...]
A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream...
Deep inside the Garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve, she gave good reason
Booty lookin' too good not to be squeezin'
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He's a freak of nature but we love him so
He's a freak of nature but we let him go
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I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said "Get out and spread your legs"
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop, she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty ? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "What's up ? Now SUCK MY D*** !"
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "Ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no SWAT team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam
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Hel-el-el-lo young woman that I love
Pretty punk rocker mamma that I'm thinking of
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To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you
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Lay me down...
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor